guy bashing!

i hate guys who have to touch me when talking....
i hate guys who think that i cant do wothout them.,... or that he cant do without me....
i hate it when guys think that they need to spend every free minute with me... or vice versa.... and will chek to see where and what i am upto the minute they are free....
i hate it when they have to share every single detali of thier lives with me... sarting from which long lost relaative has turned up.. ot who said what upsetting thing... to what retarded idea they are getting.... note... getTING... in the process.. and i have to sit and listen to the idea taking place.....
i hate it when guys think they are my father,grandfather and godfather all in one....
i hateit when guys are concerned and try to help and jazz when im in trouble or dilemna only bcoz i am a girl.. and have a notion that i am emotionally and mentally puny bcoz i am a girl....
i hate it when guys have to call up say mundane things like .....
i hate it when guys will be horny... and only horny after 11 pm.....
i hate it that guys can comrehend frigging playstations and games and crap but not a simple story book....
i hate it that guys cant seem to understan that even silence is mode of communication.......
i hate it that guys are so undiplomatic,egoistic,dominating dickheaded boyfriends....even to those who girls who arent their girl friends...
i hate it that guys are ..... well... just plain dumb.
no this is not that time of the month.... its not that ive lost it... (i have actually.. to be honest.)
and no..... mr kumar...... none of this applies to you.... dare you even try to be any different.. or treat me differently after reading this.... im talking about "GUYS"...
not you. get it??